just keep throwing paint on people and we will get more animal rights through joining PETA

group of gorgeous guys all except one who is in charge, start and run handsome mens club where they get to vote for the members all but the president who is a hoot.

This guys posts or answers posts to the most ridiculous email loops. You will love his sarcasm and the way he strings people on, especially if you are not a cat lover. Just remember, this is a joke...

All you need to know about dealing with a baby that lies, cheats, and steals.

Anjelah Johnson talks of her trip to the International beauty salon.

Whitest Kids You Know issue a press release about the most recent discovery of moon bears.

Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. When asked if she wanted to watch the original trilogy she said that she would, but that she already knew what happens. So out came the voice recorder and asked she started from the top.

George Carlin's classic standup routine about the importance in our lives of 'Stuff'. This was from his appearance at Comic Relief in 1986.

A blond girl at the library learns to whisper

Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines. The Onion.